Hrithik Roshan, Farhan Akhtar, Abhay Deol, Katrina Kaif, Kalki Koechlin
Builder Kabir (Abhay), copywriter Imran (Farhan) and stock market hotshot Arjun (Hrithik), the “three musketeers”, make a pact to go on a bachelor trip before one of them gets married. The trio land in Spain, seeking thrills and adventure. And they find Katrina Kaif, Kalki (surprise!), a sexy Spanish chick, Naseeruddin Shah, and a lot of time to look hot.
By MONA J
+6 To Hrithik For Playing Arjun, the alphadouche who transforms (powerful scene, bruh!). Another six to Abhay for Kabir, the goofball, without whom all groups are lost.
-5 Because As An Actor, Farhan is like a drunk Mystique (X-Men). Unable to retain the mask consistently. Plus two for having good comic timing, though.
-7 For Using BPL Instead Of GPL. Plus two to Hrithik’s bird, though. Plus three for appropriately screwed up faces after shots.
+4 For The Underwater And In-The-Air Sequences. Take a bow, team. Minus four because in other scenes, Y U NO ZOOM OUT?
+2 For The Acapella Diamond Biscuit jingle and the Doordarshan tune. And another 10 for nailing the group dynamics and camaraderie sequences.
-10 For All (Except A Few) Bad One-On-One Scenes. Felt like The Attack of the Rhonda of The Secret and the Paulo ofThe Alchemist.
+4 For The Tomatina Festival (Read: naked boys.) Four more because the film is porn for girls (Heee!)
+4 Because Watching Katrina on screen has never been this good. Plus three for Katsploitation on the Royal Enfield.
+8 For “Chudail Alert!” and for other such charmingly boyish lines. Minus six for all the ‘main aur meri gehrayi’ voiceovers.
+2 For The Harold Faltermeyer Version of Saare jahaan se acchha. Minus four for the came-out-of-nowhere senorita song.
-10 Because (Without Complaining About Hotness Quotient) Baby, you got the gender wrong. Now make the same film with Katrina, Anushka Sharma, Priyanka Chopra instead.